Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Rang barse?

If so, i didn't notice...
Of all the things that we (at TIFR) played with this holi, coloured powder was probably the least used....Which is why the post-holi scrubbing of skin was a little less painful.
But that does not mean we had a boring holi.

Enthusiasm was running high, as we started planning the 'event' two days in advance....Some folks were apprehensive about participating in the festivities here, as they knew bhaang and a mud pool would be involved. But B. And I couldn't/ wouldn't be curbed- we went to Colaba market and succumbed to the temptation of buying four types of colours, pichkaris and even water balloons from three different sellers. We're suckers for good marketing.

The preparations began in the MSc Housing early in the morning- 9.30 am, to be precise- for Em and R2D2 had to be chucked out of bed to help make water balloons. After persevering for half an hour, and trying various things such as taking away their bedsheets, opening the curtains to let the light in on their faces, and eventually yelling in their faces, we finally got to work...And succeeded in making a mess in the flat. Filling balloons is so much fun. What's not fun is being the only person able to knot them, while five others fill them instead.

My poor little sore finger..:(

Another bit of outrageously bad management was allowing S., a particularly helpful batchmate (who filled exactly six balloons) to carry one half of our balloons down. Within five minutes, ALL our balloons were over. ALL! In the process I also discovered that my aim is as godawful as it used to be a few years ago.

After squabbling with kids who wanted to use our bucket of coloured water, (or should I rephrase that as: after Saki bullied the kids who wanted to use our water) we decided that some others who had asked to be personally invited from their hostel rooms should be poked out of sleep too, and moved towards the hostel. We were inadvertently also moving towards THE PIT.

We almost sneaked into the hostel unnoticed. Almost. We were spotted, there was some general yelping, and the girlies ran up the stairs. I was of course, the last one, and was caught, interestingly enough, by my namesake! I pleaded to my friends to not leave me alone, but they had long gone. The solitary friend who tried to help was caught too, and we were dragged to the pit. Of mud.

It was all very organized - I was asked to sit down quietly and not protest, and assured that if I did so it would be okay. A whistle was blown, junta kicked mud onto me, I swallowed a fair bit, rolled about in the puddle, and was escorted to a pipe to wash my face. All done in about two mins. Not that bad at all.

I reminded myself that as a kid I actually enjoyed playing in muck, so I should really not overreact. Now that I think of it, it was entertaining to watch each of us being taken, one at a time, lambs to the slaughter. For a change, it was all taken in good humour, and I don't think anyone was left feeling very unpleasant.

The shocker of the day was spotting a faculty member (who has recently joined our department) in the bunch of boys kicking about in the muck. We were wondering whether to put colour on his cheeks, or to go with the general theme and apply mud instead. We opted for a bright, luminescent green. A minute later he was dragged into the puddle in the centre and given the treatment himself.

My only regret is not getting my hands on Bhaang. :( I'd really like to try some, and was looking forward to an opportunity to do so here.

29 comments:

Golu said...

Bhaang totally rocks !! The best part is that it takes time to hit u :) I remember this time when around 10 of us kept having bhang for about an hour and we left for our rooms disappointed that it was all just a farce. What followed that evening could make for an amazing blog :d

musafir said...

Wonderful account of TIFR Holi ( looks like holi does not have many colours in there, it's mud all the way) , but reminded me of what I had experienced ( pretty similar).
btw, thanks for the post, otherwise I would not have remembered Holi at all. Wonder how many people would have played in this sub-zero temperature around me !!!!

Anonymous said...

Seems u guys had lotta fun?
I really miss not having been at TIFR to watch all the fun !

:-)

Shanta Laishram said...

Bhang is still available with Ashutosh! You can contact him :-)

samudrika said...

Nice chronicle of the Holi celebrations!
Dont be surprised by the presence of the new faculty. He was playing the TIFR holi when we were just deciding whether to take up science or commerce.

Nikhil Joshi said...

jiik....great fun...I missed the mud here! after about 4-5 years now, I didn't have that on holi for the first time...

Pareesha said...

hey, i stumbled across your blog in a half hearted attempt to find something of interest. i like it here, i've read quite a few of your posts. skimmed all of them on the first page to be exact. lol concur with the unassuming hotties. concur with the drinks to the people. valid amusement.

i'll be back :)

kate said...

@golu: How rude to talk of a bhaang high when i distinctly stated that i missed out on it!
*goes to the corner to sulk*
*awaits amazing blog while sulking*

@ Musafir: just curious, how many years ago were you at TIFR?

@ Anony: yes, i'm pretty sure you missed out on a good time- i know i would have sorely regretted not playing holi at tifr.

@ Shanta: which ashutosh would this be?

@ Samu: LOL! the exact same thought occured to me too..the jungliness must've set in during his PhD here...:D

@ Nikhil: Tough luck, i must admit!

@ paressha: thanks..:)
I've looked through your blog too, rather creative you are!

musafir said...

@Kate
well, about 3 years.

Amit said...

Wow! A nice account of Holi. Thanks for the post. Very alive discription.

Nessa said...

I don't really like Holi, but I've wanted to try bhaang for years too! Never've had the opportunity yet.. :(

In other news, I'm good and pretty much in Mumbai :D

modjo said...

what to say???
i love reading ur blogs...
truly ingenious with ur writing..
and i missed out on the bhaang too this year... was sulkin at home myself..

cheers
maria...

Shanta Laishram said...

Ashutosh Mishra in DCS(NMR to be precise)!

Anonymous said...

@shanta
Wonder why the clarification was required?

Shanta Laishram said...

@Anonymous

Well..., I don't know! Better ask Kate!

kray said...

Sounds like a fun Holi!!

But if you ask me, bhang is definitely over-rated! I dont know what you did golu, but every holi in hostel, people would be fine one second, and drop like dead flies the next. And the ones left standing have the extremely unenviable task of dragging the rest back up to their rooms /:).

pareesha said...

hey thanks kate. and to your friend. soundarya i think.

Golu said...

@Kray: Well when we had bhaang it was in our final year. None of us had ever tried it so Viral went and got obscenely large number of packets of the chewable kind of bhaang. Like idiots we thought that you would get a bhaang high within 5 min or so. We kept eating that stuff for an hour or so. As mentioned earlier, everyone left disappointed for their rooms.

After 2 hours I got a call from someone asking me what Viral had done in the afti. Apparently he was lying down on his bed and going on repeating "Abey the fan is rotating". Kram was sitting in the computer centre and he had to get Bolli to come and take him back to the hostel, lest the watchie catch him. These are just snippets from an extremely eventful bhaang session

sinusoidally said...

I remember being covered in mud in college one time. It wasn't during holi thought...your celebration sounds awesome!

kate said...

Musafir: Not too long ago at all..no wonder you have vivid memories of the institute! :)

Amit: Thank you..:)

Nessa: hey....what are you doing in bombay...your orkut album mislead me into believing you're in some grad school somewhere in umreeka...:)

Maria: Thank you woman! you are too kind, i swaar. :D

Shanta: as you know, i eventually figured that out..:D

Kray: i agree....it reminded me of the mud i swallowed in the pool. the thandaai ka taste was ruined by the bhang. and i felt no euphoria whatsoever!

golu: LOL! we didn't do anything silly...i was a smart child for a change and went straight to a friend's room before doing anything silly at the institute..
i'm waiting for the rest of the post on bhaang...

sinusoidally: mud without holi? which college was this..:D

musafir said...

"no wonder you have vivid memories of the institute"

Yepp, vivid or not, there are few happy and many not so happy memories. however, I managed to escape the mudbath on three occassions : quite an achievement, I think !!!!!

kray said...

@ golu: abbey!!! I've heard viral ka 'fan rotating' story =)). yes yes, waiting for rest of the story :D

Dylan said...

We're going to play holi at the temple in the neighbouring town this weekend!!!

Don't ask me why they couldn't have celebrated it last weekend. Anyways, there's probably not going to be any bhaang there considering it's organized by the temple association...

Still.

Golu said...

@kate and kray: Hmmm mebbe in the coming month :P I am supposed to be working right now...but damn somehow I dont seem to be doing that. Later when I am being kicked out of the program, I dont want to think ki that blog cost me my spot :P

roswitha said...

Seriously, come to Hyderabad on any weekend you like. Book tickets now and come! We'll have fun, I promise you. :)

sinusoidally said...

St. Stephen's college in Delhi University. They have a day called Anda-Tamatar party where the seniors throw anda tamatar on the first years. When I was a first year they also drenced us in dirt in addtition to that. My skin glowed the next day! Hee hee.

Kn said...

pentalaaa..

so am here only.. just been a while since I blog hopped...

how you been?

sad that you missed out on bhang..

actually - on second thoughts - glad in a way :P

Anonymous said...

General curiousity. Was the "canteen boy" part of the holi celebrations? :)

kate said...

Dylan: pics of the celebration would be where?

Golu:
I dont want to think ki that blog cost me my spot :P
*same pinch*

Sinusoidally: I've had andas being broken on my head for many years now, but no tamatars, thankfully. ugh.

Kn: actually, i seem to have learned from my mistakes. This time i went straight to a girlfriend's room..:)

Anon: Believe me, I tried to look, but muddied faces are kinda hard to distinguish from each other..:(